First off I know these are all completely fake. Doesn’t make it any less true that Hulk is an absolute beast. He pretty much had to become one with a name like that. If he was named Hulk and became a scrawny 120 pound man then it would have been a waste of a name. The fact he became such a beastly human isn’t even the amazing part though. The astonishing part is that he became a high-level professional soccer player. I would have thought with a body frame like that he would have become a wrestler or a rugby player. Instead he scores firecrackers that flatten soccer balls.